Episode 41 *Tasteful political content*

November 28th, 2016

This is the edition of Samurai says 41 with a raw bit of political content, Hilarious but if you're looking to forget election woes, listend to another version and build a wall around this one.  (We'll pay for it)

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Samurai Says #41: Mathmatical Humor

November 26th, 2016

         What's my name? It's impossible to tells since observations affect the outcome!  YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!  This week we hear some of our most disturbing news storys yet, a battle of the two greatest pro wrestlers who never met, and the amazing end of the world that no one cares about.  

 

 

Hi Jeff

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Samurai Says #40: White Colonial Hole

November 5th, 2016

What happens when the Samurai is overcoming Sickness and the Maverick is drunk? Madness, that is. . .more than usual.  We put names to the unamed, talk about dog poop fights, and make two heros from the hood duke it out for charity.  And of course, the world ends taking all the rich people with it.

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Samurai Says #39: Take that Etymologists!

September 12th, 2016

      What do a Scotsman, a Brazilian and a Frenchmen all have in common? If you said no underwear you're correct, but I refer to the fact that each country has developed a fighting art to rival anything in the far east.  We also cover cheese news, van sex, and have a battle between environmentalists that will ironically end the world . . .but not before WE end it of course.

Check us out on tumblr at: The Trucker brony and @SamnuraiSaysPod on twitter!
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Samurai Says IN EXILE #2: Space Knife

August 27th, 2016

      The Samurai, still ruling in exile, talks about his brother's wacky wedding, a slew of space-based weapons, sewage suckers, and bizarre coded messages.  This week we also learn why the world hasn't ended despite our best efforts: holy Mountains, and prayer batteries! 

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Samurai Says IN EXILE #!: Escape from Laredo!

July 31st, 2016

     The Samurai Has been trapped in the dark Kingdom of Larendo, Texas but escaped to Washington Missouri, where Chris Maverick uses his technical Wizardry to contact the Samurai and record an episode while the Samurai is still . . .in exile.  Hear the thrilling tale of how the Samurai survived the lethal intentions of two vehicles, and the zit that almost spelled doom for us all!  And because it's tradition, we end the world, this time revisting a classic apocalypse: The Runaway Grain Hypothesis!

      Regular episodes will return soon, Lords and Ladies of the Information superhighway, the Samurai has just taken a bit of time away from home, our upliads should be a touch more regular now that we know how to beat the system!  
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Samurai Says #38: Cyborg President

June 26th, 2016

     If there's one thing that USA needs most now, It's a cyborg in the oval office.  Aside from that, we discuss the new Robot Arena 3, and give our unbiased, unsullied and unneeded review of "X-men: Apocalypse".  Good ol' Apocalypse also  horns in on our battle, where he takes of the gooey Punster Ivan Ooze.  And, because no one asked for it. . .we end the world.  This time, It ends with a good old fashioned nuclear war.  But worry not, you probably won't die.  Follow us on Twitter at 2samuraisayspod and don't forget "The Trucker Brony" on tumblr!  HI JEFF!

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Samurai Says #37: The Strange Case of Frank Dux

May 28th, 2016

      Who is Frank Dux? Globe trotting martial arts super-warrior or poser supreme? It's up to you to decide, becuase of a lack of solid Info, the Samurai just plain can't tell.  Also, two of the best fighters in real history square up, as Muhamed Ali Takes on the one and only Bruce Lee.  And how will the world end? With a lack of elbow room of course.  And of course, vidoe games, stupid criminals and all things weird.

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Samurai Says #36: Travel the corpse railroad

May 10th, 2016

     What's the highest number? What's the smallest? This episode we talk about numbers so huge they don't fit in the universe, and ones so small Carl Sagan hates them.  The Samurai Reviews BvS and briefly steals Kevin Smith's affinity for fellatio humor.  In the arena, Conan the Cimerian Battles his slightly homoerotic counterpart He-Man, and the world ends with a Kuglblitz.  

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Samurai Says #35: Bisquick is not a Person

April 17th, 2016

       Do you like Parrots? Do you like Death metal? Well, have I got a band for you. . .or if you like your music a little weird maybe you'd like to see a band that almost intentionally murdered it's own audience? We talk weird Bands today, take a trip through Silent hill and Empyrion, and as always, the world come crashing down, this time the dodo does us in.  Also, don't miss the breakfast beatdown as Mrs. Butterworth takes on the immortal Aunt Jemima!  

Hi Jeff!
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