Samurai Says IN EXILE #6: Clear and present Ninja

January 13th, 2018

AKA: The Hokage and the Kremlin 


this Episode we are joined by the Gallant!  Author of fanfics that will melt your mind.  The Samurai is away from home but wherever he roams he remeins loyal to his lovely fanbase.  We discuss a lady that's totally Ducked, why you should not cement your head inside a microwave, the conciquences of stellar rebound relationships, and some of the worse crossovers known to man.  HI JEFF!

Samurai Says #49: Overwhelming Machismo

December 2nd, 2017

Perhaps our most many fight ever, breaking into car shows, and the world ends not with a bang, but with a fart.  Hi Jeff!

Samurai Says IN Exile #5: Good Graphics Suck

November 11th, 2017

The Samurai joins the Maverick Via Satalite from the distant land of South carolina as they discuss WW1, how good graphics are ruining video games, Colliding nuetron stars, mysterios messages from insane nuns and the what the heck we're donna do when the world ends two differnet ways at once!  Holy Crap on a crutch is that even legal?1


hi Jeff

Samurai Says #48: The Best and Worst Heston Ever

October 15th, 2017



Despite rumors to the contrary the Samurai has not fallen to the t-virus nor been sent back to magic Kindergarden.  I live!  I love!  and I end the world!  This epp we have a battle of the beards, talk about the Superhero films that never made it out of hollywood and Algie steps up to bring it all to an end. Taye Diggs would be proud.

Samurai Says IN EXILE #4: Slow Moving Tourists

September 17th, 2017

       The samurai is out on his adventures once again, so it's time for an EXILE show!  But don't worry, we don't forget to end the world.

Samurai Says #47: Heaven Needs Robert Englund

July 22nd, 2017

Which batman is best? We'll tell you this episode.  As well as bizarre letters, strange cheese news and of course, the end of the world.  

Samurai Says #46: B-Movies are Serious Business

June 18th, 2017

Joining the Samurai in his lair This week is Jeffery Sass Author, filmaker, and internet inovator.   We also talk about end of the world gambling, fights between comedy legend and some cheerful Cheese news for a change.  Don't miss out!  The Samurai Demands your Allegence!

Samurai Says #45: Quark Extra Stout

April 30th, 2017

As promised this is the episode where John Delancy beats himself up.


Seriously, is there anything more I need to say to sell you on this? 


Oh, we also end the world.  as always.

Samurai Says #44: Banana Bomb

April 14th, 2017

This week we discuss criminals who blew them selves up, or burned down a pizzaria.  We also explore the music of the cast of every star trek series, inlcuding the surprising talent of two of the Captains.  The fight this time is a big one, because size matters and this week the world ends once again.

Samurai Says #43: A whole Lotta Guns

March 11th, 2017

We pay our repsects to the dead departed Bill Paxton, have a battle between two men with nothing to loose and end end of the world ..  .well this one's not so bad.  Hit our tumblr at and tweet in our general direction at @samuraisayspod on twitter.


Beware the second sun