Samurai Says Episode #59: The Solar System’s Greatest Hits

January 13th, 2019

The Samurai isn't dead, the Samurai Is LIFE!

Witness my triumphant return after being stuck in California for four weeks.  Solve the mystery of Planet good Job, and witness a battle between the two toughests Mamas in science fiction.  Also, the world's gone to long without ending, we fix that.


Hi Jeff!

Samurai Says Episode #58: Super Spooky Ghost Spectacular

October 27th, 2018


Sorry if I startled you, but it's fair to warn you this is our Holloween Episode and in honor of the holiday I drink so much it's positively scary.  WE discuss ghosts, ghost-like women, and the definition of Ding-a-long.

And of course, we end the world.  Super-scary style. 

Samurai Says Episode #57: Gas Powered Perfomance

September 20th, 2018

At least two men in history have made a career out of passing gass in the name of performance art.  That is way too many.  The Great Ramen Noodle heist, and the ookiest battle ever await you.  And this time we really do it, we end the world with water.

Samurai Says Episode #56: A Rainbow-colored thread

August 19th, 2018

Once again we delve into the dark and dangerous world of Fan-fiction roulette with The Big Kahuna, Tom Austin of Outer Haven media.  Gay wizards duke it out, and this time all nine worlds end.  It gets real up in here, trust me! 

Remember to rate and subscribe, we need that Itunes recognition!  Follow us on twitter: @samuraisayspod or Tumblr and of course our illustrious facebook group! 

Samurai Says Episode #55.55555555: Tainted Tofu

July 15th, 2018

The world ends ugly this week, but I'm getting ahead of myself.  We also discuss countries within our country, the dangers of being a big baby in Call of Duty, and two Horny henchmen who go horn-to-horn!  (I didn't mean for that to sound gay)


HI Jeff!

Samurai Says Episode #54: The Warrior Cats of Jimmy Buffet

May 27th, 2018

       Yes, you read that correctly.  The Most casual and cuddly end of the world yet, and a fight between two guys who can really clean up.  Follow the show @samuraiSaysPod or "The Trucker Brony" on Tumblr, or join the fun on our facebook group!  Remember to Rate and reveiw on Itunes so we get those sweet sweet numbers!

Samurai Says Episode #53: Fun with Chemicals

May 6th, 2018

       WE are BACK!  Well. . .we never left.  How could Chris or I leave you wonderful poeple? This time we dicuss deadly chemicals, seasons beyond seasons of My Little Pony, Chemicals that will definately kill you, the Battle of the Bald bad boys, and of course. . .the world will come to an end.  We Promise, the world will really end this time.  Have I ever let you down?


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Jeff. . .HI!

Samurai Says #52: Punch Drunk Podcasting

April 7th, 2018

Friend of the Show Big-D arrives in the studio bearing gifts of meade, and things go a little off the rails in a glorious way.  WE got so drunk, the end of the world almost came early. 

Samurai Says Episode #51: Don’t make me get Kali in here!

March 10th, 2018

Finally, a place I can upload this hot mess where the internet works!  Samurai Says is now one step closer to tripple Digits!  Join us as we discuss useful superpowers, two combatants we can't find and How the Hindus are planning to end the world.  Join us at @samuraisayspod on twitter and  keep circulating those tapes!

Samurai Says #50: The Mailbox Purge

February 3rd, 2018

Thank you all for supporting Samurai says for 50 episodes!  Here's hoping the next 50 will bring more cheese, more booze, and more presidents that are easy to make fun of.  


This episode we discuss a battle between the breathless, and running out of nosh.  And, we purge our overstuffed mailbox, all over your face neck and chest.  Enjoy!


Hey Jeff.