Samurai Says Episode #55.55555555: Tainted Tofu

July 15th, 2018

The world ends ugly this week, but I'm getting ahead of myself.  We also discuss countries within our country, the dangers of being a big baby in Call of Duty, and two Horny henchmen who go horn-to-horn!  (I didn't mean for that to sound gay)


HI Jeff!

Samurai Says Episode #54: The Warrior Cats of Jimmy Buffet

May 27th, 2018

       Yes, you read that correctly.  The Most casual and cuddly end of the world yet, and a fight between two guys who can really clean up.  Follow the show @samuraiSaysPod or "The Trucker Brony" on Tumblr, or join the fun on our facebook group!  Remember to Rate and reveiw on Itunes so we get those sweet sweet numbers!

Samurai Says Episode #53: Fun with Chemicals

May 6th, 2018

       WE are BACK!  Well. . .we never left.  How could Chris or I leave you wonderful poeple? This time we dicuss deadly chemicals, seasons beyond seasons of My Little Pony, Chemicals that will definately kill you, the Battle of the Bald bad boys, and of course. . .the world will come to an end.  We Promise, the world will really end this time.  Have I ever let you down?


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Jeff. . .HI!

Samurai Says #52: Punch Drunk Podcasting

April 7th, 2018

Friend of the Show Big-D arrives in the studio bearing gifts of meade, and things go a little off the rails in a glorious way.  WE got so drunk, the end of the world almost came early. 

Samurai Says Episode #51: Don’t make me get Kali in here!

March 10th, 2018

Finally, a place I can upload this hot mess where the internet works!  Samurai Says is now one step closer to tripple Digits!  Join us as we discuss useful superpowers, two combatants we can't find and How the Hindus are planning to end the world.  Join us at @samuraisayspod on twitter and  keep circulating those tapes!

Samurai Says #50: The Mailbox Purge

February 3rd, 2018

Thank you all for supporting Samurai says for 50 episodes!  Here's hoping the next 50 will bring more cheese, more booze, and more presidents that are easy to make fun of.  


This episode we discuss a battle between the breathless, and running out of nosh.  And, we purge our overstuffed mailbox, all over your face neck and chest.  Enjoy!


Hey Jeff.

Samurai Says IN EXILE #6: Clear and present Ninja

January 13th, 2018

AKA: The Hokage and the Kremlin 


this Episode we are joined by the Gallant!  Author of fanfics that will melt your mind.  The Samurai is away from home but wherever he roams he remeins loyal to his lovely fanbase.  We discuss a lady that's totally Ducked, why you should not cement your head inside a microwave, the conciquences of stellar rebound relationships, and some of the worse crossovers known to man.  HI JEFF!

Samurai Says #49: Overwhelming Machismo

December 2nd, 2017

Perhaps our most many fight ever, breaking into car shows, and the world ends not with a bang, but with a fart.  Hi Jeff!

Samurai Says IN Exile #5: Good Graphics Suck

November 11th, 2017

The Samurai joins the Maverick Via Satalite from the distant land of South carolina as they discuss WW1, how good graphics are ruining video games, Colliding nuetron stars, mysterios messages from insane nuns and the what the heck we're donna do when the world ends two differnet ways at once!  Holy Crap on a crutch is that even legal?1


hi Jeff

Samurai Says #48: The Best and Worst Heston Ever

October 15th, 2017



Despite rumors to the contrary the Samurai has not fallen to the t-virus nor been sent back to magic Kindergarden.  I live!  I love!  and I end the world!  This epp we have a battle of the beards, talk about the Superhero films that never made it out of hollywood and Algie steps up to bring it all to an end. Taye Diggs would be proud.