Samurai Says IN EXILE #4: Slow Moving Tourists

September 17th, 2017

       The samurai is out on his adventures once again, so it's time for an EXILE show!  But don't worry, we don't forget to end the world.


Samurai Says #47: Heaven Needs Robert Englund

July 22nd, 2017

Which batman is best? We'll tell you this episode.  As well as bizarre letters, strange cheese news and of course, the end of the world.  


Samurai Says #46: B-Movies are Serious Business

June 18th, 2017

Joining the Samurai in his lair This week is Jeffery Sass Author, filmaker, and internet inovator.   We also talk about end of the world gambling, fights between comedy legend and some cheerful Cheese news for a change.  Don't miss out!  The Samurai Demands your Allegence!


Samurai Says #45: Quark Extra Stout

April 30th, 2017

As promised this is the episode where John Delancy beats himself up.


Seriously, is there anything more I need to say to sell you on this? 


Oh, we also end the world.  as always.


Samurai Says #44: Banana Bomb

April 14th, 2017

This week we discuss criminals who blew them selves up, or burned down a pizzaria.  We also explore the music of the cast of every star trek series, inlcuding the surprising talent of two of the Captains.  The fight this time is a big one, because size matters and this week the world ends once again.


Samurai Says #43: A whole Lotta Guns

March 11th, 2017

We pay our repsects to the dead departed Bill Paxton, have a battle between two men with nothing to loose and end end of the world ..  .well this one's not so bad.  Hit our tumblr at and tweet in our general direction at @samuraisayspod on twitter.


Beware the second sun


Samurai Says #42: Cheese Is Proof of God

January 30th, 2017

Special Guest this week is Filmaker and proffetional Tor Johnson impersonator (Seriously) David Hayes.  


What you shouldn't know: the Dark origins of the Home computer


The Fight: Chef Boyardee Vs. The Swedish chef


and Yes, the world will end.


Hi Jeff!!


Samurai Says IN EXILE #3: The worst gift of all

December 18th, 2016

The Samurai is stuck out on the road again! What will he do? Record a show IN EXILE of course!  Karate bears, Paratrooping pop stars, and the human race evolving out of existance Can't stop the Samurai!!


Episode 41 *Tasteful political content*

November 28th, 2016

This is the edition of Samurai says 41 with a raw bit of political content, Hilarious but if you're looking to forget election woes, listend to another version and build a wall around this one.  (We'll pay for it)


Samurai Says #41: Mathmatical Humor

November 26th, 2016

         What's my name? It's impossible to tells since observations affect the outcome!  YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!  This week we hear some of our most disturbing news storys yet, a battle of the two greatest pro wrestlers who never met, and the amazing end of the world that no one cares about.  



Hi Jeff