Samurai Says Episode #64: Stoner Cops

August 23rd, 2019

Stoner Cops, protecting the street from a lack of snacks.


A battle between the smallest power packages in the world collide and then the sun gets big.


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Samurai Says Episode #63: Parking Made Easy

July 18th, 2019

Get this: You don't know how to park.  IN this episdoe, I try to teach you how to do with properly but a particularly delicious spiced rum kicks me right in the brain.  And, we got a great fight, and a super inconvenient end of the world. 

Samurai Says Episode #62: The Other pink meat

June 2nd, 2019



     Cheese made of celebrity tears, evil letters, delicious sewage flamingos.  The world ends with some serious hot rocks.  Prepare yourself for one of our weirdest episodes yet and that's saying something.  Yikes.

Samurai Says Episode #61: Kingon Metal

April 2nd, 2019

Behold!  A new episode!  This week we discuss dancing criminals, award winning Ohio cheese, funny Amish guys and all the strange heavy metals our world gave us.  Our fight this week is between two plus-sized pugilists and the world ends with a big bug from ages past.  Listen or I'll slap you! I'm serious! I will slap every person who doesn't listen!  It might take a while but trust me I'll get around to it.

Samruai Says Episode #60: Big Bouncy Storm

February 23rd, 2019

In this thrilling installation we talk about 2 separate cheese news cases, incredibly complex board games, a fight between two men who like the keep the kitchen tidy, and of course we end the world.  This time, it's big, bouncy and quite distracting.  If you miss this one, I have no idea why!

Samurai Says Episode #59: The Solar System’s Greatest Hits

January 13th, 2019

The Samurai isn't dead, the Samurai Is LIFE!

Witness my triumphant return after being stuck in California for four weeks.  Solve the mystery of Planet good Job, and witness a battle between the two toughests Mamas in science fiction.  Also, the world's gone to long without ending, we fix that.


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Samurai Says Episode #58: Super Spooky Ghost Spectacular

October 27th, 2018


Sorry if I startled you, but it's fair to warn you this is our Holloween Episode and in honor of the holiday I drink so much it's positively scary.  WE discuss ghosts, ghost-like women, and the definition of Ding-a-long.

And of course, we end the world.  Super-scary style. 

Samurai Says Episode #57: Gas Powered Perfomance

September 20th, 2018

At least two men in history have made a career out of passing gass in the name of performance art.  That is way too many.  The Great Ramen Noodle heist, and the ookiest battle ever await you.  And this time we really do it, we end the world with water.

Samurai Says Episode #56: A Rainbow-colored thread

August 19th, 2018

Once again we delve into the dark and dangerous world of Fan-fiction roulette with The Big Kahuna, Tom Austin of Outer Haven media.  Gay wizards duke it out, and this time all nine worlds end.  It gets real up in here, trust me! 

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Samurai Says Episode #55.55555555: Tainted Tofu

July 15th, 2018

The world ends ugly this week, but I'm getting ahead of myself.  We also discuss countries within our country, the dangers of being a big baby in Call of Duty, and two Horny henchmen who go horn-to-horn!  (I didn't mean for that to sound gay)


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