Samurai Says Episode #69: Outnumbered and Outgunned

March 15th, 2020

I have returned!  In this episode were explore strange islands, deal with an overwhelming amount of cream cheese, and have a fight between five guys who never give up, and make something out of nothing.  Then, the world ends with a car made of uranium.  That's a fun one.

Samurai Says Episode #68: F#$@ you! I Own the Moon!

January 28th, 2020

What does a director do when the studio screws up his movie? Become invidible, become Alan Smithee.  This week we discuss the long a storied career of Mr. Smithee.  Our fight has the 1% bashing each other and the end of the world is on a galactic scale.  Fear not!  The Samurai Shall protect you!

Samurai Says Episode #67: Too Naughty to Die

December 30th, 2019

this is the Episode where we finally do it, this is where we fix Christmas music.  Also, we have a big catfight, space is closed to us forever and The Samurai shares the most disgusting bathroom story of all time (skip to 922 to miss it) Fear nothing but missing this episode!!

Samurai Says Episode #66: Quantum Powered Back Massager

November 11th, 2019

Harness the power of zero-point energy to work out all that tension!  This weeks' batte: Harrirson ford 3-way, and the world ends with quantum energy.  I'm not dead, people!  I'm just busy!  Blarg! 

Hi Jeff!

Samurai Says Episode #65: Waking the Elder Gods

September 28th, 2019

Taunting Azathoth for fun and profit!! 

WE drop the disclaimer in this one, if you're not ready for our level of insanity just don't click.


Remember to follow us on twitter at @samuraisayspod and we can put your tweets on the air. 


Now for the end of the world.



Samurai Says Episode #64: Stoner Cops

August 23rd, 2019

Stoner Cops, protecting the street from a lack of snacks.


A battle between the smallest power packages in the world collide and then the sun gets big.


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Samurai Says Episode #63: Parking Made Easy

July 18th, 2019

Get this: You don't know how to park.  IN this episdoe, I try to teach you how to do with properly but a particularly delicious spiced rum kicks me right in the brain.  And, we got a great fight, and a super inconvenient end of the world. 

Samurai Says Episode #62: The Other pink meat

June 2nd, 2019



     Cheese made of celebrity tears, evil letters, delicious sewage flamingos.  The world ends with some serious hot rocks.  Prepare yourself for one of our weirdest episodes yet and that's saying something.  Yikes.

Samurai Says Episode #61: Kingon Metal

April 2nd, 2019

Behold!  A new episode!  This week we discuss dancing criminals, award winning Ohio cheese, funny Amish guys and all the strange heavy metals our world gave us.  Our fight this week is between two plus-sized pugilists and the world ends with a big bug from ages past.  Listen or I'll slap you! I'm serious! I will slap every person who doesn't listen!  It might take a while but trust me I'll get around to it.

Samruai Says Episode #60: Big Bouncy Storm

February 23rd, 2019

In this thrilling installation we talk about 2 separate cheese news cases, incredibly complex board games, a fight between two men who like the keep the kitchen tidy, and of course we end the world.  This time, it's big, bouncy and quite distracting.  If you miss this one, I have no idea why!